I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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