question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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