so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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