hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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