You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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