If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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