when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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