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i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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