Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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