Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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