drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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