I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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