Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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