Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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