How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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