your thong is hanging out like whoa
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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