I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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