whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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