I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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