it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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