Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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