Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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