I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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