Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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