And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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