She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
