Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
where are my eyebrows?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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