oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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