that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just forgot I was standing up.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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