I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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