I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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