did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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