she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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