New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
being pregnant is like rehab
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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