She's JV to your varsity
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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