He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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