dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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