We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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