Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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