Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize