therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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