So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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