I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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