Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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