if only i could text you this smell
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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