Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
i think my cat just said my name.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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