How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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