drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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