The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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