Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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