I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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