Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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