We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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