Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I fill condoms, not promises.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
