Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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