I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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