Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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